Friday, July 3, 2009

Poll Dance

Friday, July 3, 2009 3

The celebrities are contesting the elections. Here’s a compilation of their promises and manifesto points -


Will stop playing cricket.
Sourav Ganguly

Will clean all the webs I left on the buildings while performing stunts.
Spiderman

Will do nothing.
George Bush

Will kill Baa and all other characters above a 100 years.
Ekta Kapoor

Will divorce Aishwarya Rai.
Abhishek Bachchan

Will donate my personal ammunition reserve to the army.
Osama Bin Laden

Will introduce reservations for girls in IIT.
Arjun Singh (when campaigning inside IIT)

Will associate with Paris Hilton this time to provide 'quality' scandals for the masses.
Bill Clinton

Will restore equality among all integers and end discrimination among numbers.
Douglas Adams

Everyone has 'big' expectations. I shall fulfill them all...
Pamela Anderson

Will replace boring chair fights with cat fights among playmates in Parliament.
Hugh Hefner



And here are a few Celebrity Election Slogans -


I am the one.
Neo

You have already made me your choice. You don't need to understand it.
Oracle

The Real Slim Shady stands up.
Eminem

Will put a smile on everyone's face.
Joker



P.S. - Dev Anand couldn't stand in the elections. He is STILL underage.




Finally a post that is completely mine. I am afraid you will find the variety of last few posts absent which was the result of multiple contributors. As always waiting for more slogans/promises in comments. Will publish the good ones…

 
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