Celeb Pick-Up Lines:
The celebrities are at a party and they see a hot chick beyond their wildest dreams. This is a compilation of pick up lines they used...
I have already made reservations for you.
Arjun Singh
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Vodafone Dog
I came, I stared, I coveted.
Julius Ceaser
May I put a smile on your face...
Joker
Can I have you for dinner?
Hannibal Lectar
Doggy style comes naturally to me.
Scooby Doo
Wanna see how Jolly my Roger is?
Jack Sparrow
You are looking finger lickin' good.
Colonel Sanders (Of KFC fame)
Can I read your T-shirt in braille?
Louie Braille
Your house or mine?
Dr. House, M.D
They don't call it bedrock without a reason, you know.
Fred Flintstone
How about you take this pill and I show you how deep your rabbit hole goes?
Morpheus
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
Neil Armstrong
Tea, Coffee or me?
Waiter
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Douglas Adams
Readers Speak:
I want to login into your window.
Bill Gates
I got Apple. Will you be my Eve?
Steve Jobs
You are a hot feMAIL...
Sabeer Bhatia
Contributed By Paras Jain
What Ho!
Bertram Wooster
Contributed By Bharat Jakati
This post I feel may be a little elitist and difficult to understand as loads of wordplay and puns involved there... I have posted a guide to understanding it in comments section...
Thanks to Arvind for a few lines, as well as the internet for a few more...