Another week, another post. This time it's about celebrity FML entries. FML stands for Fuck My Life. FMyLife is an English-language blog that serves as "a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone". Posts on the site are short, user-submitted stories of unfortunate happenings that begin with "Today" and end with "FML". FMyLife receives more than 1.7 million hits each day. Here is a collection of likely celeb FML entries -
I have been scandal-free for two months. FML.
My girlfriend dumped me. FML.
My boyfriend thinks my new top makes me look fat. FML.
My suit and pant have been up for the past 1 month. FML.
They patched my scar. FML.
I tried 4 hours to solve a rebus. Turns out, it was a drawing by my 4 year old sister. FML.
The wall fell down. FML.
Eve got herself something to wear. FML.
The course registration for the semester got over. FML.
My meeting got over in 10 minutes. FML.
My heroine has bad breath. FML.
I lost my towel. FML.
I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. It was only for boys. FML.
I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. FML.
Why isn't there a FM portal? FML.
Neo gifted me a spoon. FML.
By the way, God has given up trying to fuck Rajnikanth's life. Twice.
Reader's Speak:
I dare you to. FML.
They made me take a bath! FML.
He still didn't brush his teeth! FML.
Its 43. FML.
Contributed by Ankit Baraskar
Arvind is moving out of my room! FML!
Mathematics can't explain this. FML!
Contributed by Neha Rambhia
There are no reservations in heaven. FML.
Contributed by Ayush Baheti
I read Nikunj's blog. FML.
Contributed by Anonymous Reader
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