Time for some experimentation. Here’s a conversation in quotes involving our very-own friendly neighbourhood celebs, that ensued while travelling in a lift when it suddenly stopped mid-way -
Et tu lift, eh?
Neo, there is no motion
(screams) Oh gravity, now don't try to be a heartless bitch.
I think I can convince my producers to send in 3 auto-rickshaw drivers cum saviours who can rescue us while wielding their battered, smoke-chugging, rickety autos.
Damn! I should have brought my playmates for the ride
Everyone Back off! You cant take more space. 27% of the lift and auto is reserved for Old Bald Congressmen...
Stick to the walls!
I have tremendous appetite. May I have a few volunteers in order to free up some space?
Alimentary, my dear Lectar!
Not that I haven't been in a stopped lift with 10 other men before, but usually they take my consent before the emergency stop!
Am I having a dream?
A Midsummer's wet dream...
I'll be coming.
The little slim shady stands up...
Lock and load!
Stop! No one makes her an offer she can't refuse!
We need to discuss why first. It has to be a team decision…
Natural selection dictates survival of the fittest!
(descends into chaos)
Let loose ligaments locking lift, living legends lecherously lust after luscious lady, lest little longfellows levitate. Litigation lacerates.
Screw her, guys! I'm going home...
Please comment on how you found the post. Thanks to Ankit Baraskar and Arpan Saha for contributing a quote each. I can switch back to older kind of posts or try a few more of these if people so demand. That’s all folks!
