One Idiot!

Why did the freshman cross the road? Here's how the celebrities replied when asked the above question -

Shit happens.

Forrest Gump

To come over to the dark side...

Lord Voldemort

Because, he knew the art of leaving ...

Shri Shri Ravishankar

To go to the Laxmi's bar...

Senior

Tell him to not do that anymore when I am driving...

Salman Khan

Obviously, to fill up the 3rd draft of the pre-pre registration form version 3.4 in solitude...

General Secretary of Academic Affairs

Son, asking that question makes you guilty of ragging...

Dean of Student Affairs

Not everyone can part the road, you know...

Moses

WTF! Only Maharashtrian freshmen should be allowed to cross the road...

Bal Thackery

He did not cross the road as I received no such tweet from him...

Devanshu Mathur

Well, he wasn't organizer material anyway...

Techfest Manager

To go to Stanford...

Niranjan Parab (Toit)

Screw you guys! He was going home...

Eric Cartman

Oh my God! Was he stalking me?

Hostel 10 Girl 1

Obviously, no. You're not that good. He was following me...

Hostel 10 Girl 2

Give it a rest, ladies. He was following me...

The Chicken who crossed the road

To buy sutta for the senior ...

The Freshman who crossed the road

Hey, stick to the wall, goddamit!

Malhar Organizer

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Lift Kara De!

Time for some experimentation. Here’s a conversation in quotes involving our very-own friendly neighbourhood celebs, that ensued while travelling in a lift when it suddenly stopped mid-way -

Et tu lift, eh?

Julius Caesar

Neo, there is no motion

Morpheus

(screams) Oh gravity, now don't try to be a heartless bitch.

Sheldon Cooper

I think I can convince my producers to send in 3 auto-rickshaw drivers cum saviours who can rescue us while wielding their battered, smoke-chugging, rickety autos.

Himesh Reshammiya

Damn! I should have brought my playmates for the ride

Hugh Hefner

Everyone Back off! You cant take more space. 27% of the lift and auto is reserved for Old Bald Congressmen...

Arjun Singh

Stick to the walls!

Malhar Organizer

I have tremendous appetite. May I have a few volunteers in order to free up some space?

Hannibal Lectar

Alimentary, my dear Lectar!

Sherlock Holmes

Not that I haven't been in a stopped lift with 10 other men before, but usually they take my consent before the emergency stop!

Paris Hilton

Am I having a dream?

Martin Luther King (looking at Paris)

A Midsummer's wet dream...

Shakespeare (drooling at Paris)

I'll be coming.

Terminator

The little slim shady stands up...

Eminem

Lock and load!

Colonel Sanders

Stop! No one makes her an offer she can't refuse!

Godfather

We need to discuss why first. It has to be a team decision…

Techfest Manager

Natural selection dictates survival of the fittest!

Charles Darwin (to Paris)

(descends into chaos)

Let loose ligaments locking lift, living legends lecherously lust after luscious lady, lest little longfellows levitate. Litigation lacerates.

V (V for Vendetta)

Screw her, guys! I'm going home...

Eric Cartman

Please comment on how you found the post. Thanks to Ankit Baraskar and Arpan Saha for contributing a quote each. I can switch back to older kind of posts or try a few more of these if people so demand. That’s all folks!