Lift Kara De!

Time for some experimentation. Here’s a conversation in quotes involving our very-own friendly neighbourhood celebs, that ensued while travelling in a lift when it suddenly stopped mid-way -

Et tu lift, eh?

Julius Caesar

Neo, there is no motion

Morpheus

(screams) Oh gravity, now don't try to be a heartless bitch.

Sheldon Cooper

I think I can convince my producers to send in 3 auto-rickshaw drivers cum saviours who can rescue us while wielding their battered, smoke-chugging, rickety autos.

Himesh Reshammiya

Damn! I should have brought my playmates for the ride

Hugh Hefner

Everyone Back off! You cant take more space. 27% of the lift and auto is reserved for Old Bald Congressmen...

Arjun Singh

Stick to the walls!

Malhar Organizer

I have tremendous appetite. May I have a few volunteers in order to free up some space?

Hannibal Lectar

Alimentary, my dear Lectar!

Sherlock Holmes

Not that I haven't been in a stopped lift with 10 other men before, but usually they take my consent before the emergency stop!

Paris Hilton

Am I having a dream?

Martin Luther King (looking at Paris)

A Midsummer's wet dream...

Shakespeare (drooling at Paris)

I'll be coming.

Terminator

The little slim shady stands up...

Eminem

Lock and load!

Colonel Sanders

Stop! No one makes her an offer she can't refuse!

Godfather

We need to discuss why first. It has to be a team decision…

Techfest Manager

Natural selection dictates survival of the fittest!

Charles Darwin (to Paris)

(descends into chaos)

Let loose ligaments locking lift, living legends lecherously lust after luscious lady, lest little longfellows levitate. Litigation lacerates.

V (V for Vendetta)

Screw her, guys! I'm going home...

Eric Cartman

Please comment on how you found the post. Thanks to Ankit Baraskar and Arpan Saha for contributing a quote each. I can switch back to older kind of posts or try a few more of these if people so demand. That’s all folks!

Poll Dance

The celebrities are contesting the elections. Here’s a compilation of their promises and manifesto points -

Will stop playing cricket.

Sourav Ganguly

Will clean all the webs I left on the buildings while performing stunts.

Spiderman

Will do nothing.

George Bush

Will kill Baa and all other characters above a 100 years.

Ekta Kapoor

Will divorce Aishwarya Rai.

Abhishek Bachchan

Will donate my personal ammunition reserve to the army.

Osama Bin Laden

Will introduce reservations for girls in IIT.

Arjun Singh (when campaigning inside IIT)

Will associate with Paris Hilton this time to provide 'quality' scandals for the masses.

Bill Clinton

Will restore equality among all integers and end discrimination among numbers.

Douglas Adams

Everyone has 'big' expectations. I shall fulfill them all...

Pamela Anderson

Will replace boring chair fights with cat fights among playmates in Parliament.

Hugh Hefner

And here are a few Celebrity Election Slogans -

I am the one.

Neo

You have already made me your choice. You don't need to understand it.

Oracle

The Real Slim Shady stands up.

Eminem

Will put a smile on everyone's face.

Joker

P.S. - Dev Anand couldn't stand in the elections. He is STILL underage.

Finally a post that is completely mine. I am afraid you will find the variety of last few posts absent which was the result of multiple contributors. As always waiting for more slogans/promises in comments. Will publish the good ones…