Showing posts with label Terminator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terminator. Show all posts

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Lift Kara De!

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Time for some experimentation. Here’s a conversation in quotes involving our very-own friendly neighbourhood celebs, that ensued while travelling in a lift when it suddenly stopped mid-way -


Et tu lift, eh?
Julius Caesar

Neo, there is no motion
Morpheus

(screams) Oh gravity, now don't try to be a heartless bitch.
Sheldon Cooper

I think I can convince my producers to send in 3 auto-rickshaw drivers cum saviours who can rescue us while wielding their battered, smoke-chugging, rickety autos.
Himesh Reshammiya

Damn! I should have brought my playmates for the ride
Hugh Hefner

Everyone Back off! You cant take more space. 27% of the lift and auto is reserved for Old Bald Congressmen...
Arjun Singh

Stick to the walls!
Malhar Organizer

I have tremendous appetite. May I have a few volunteers in order to free up some space?
Hannibal Lectar

Alimentary, my dear Lectar!
Sherlock Holmes

Not that I haven't been in a stopped lift with 10 other men before, but usually they take my consent before the emergency stop!
Paris Hilton

Am I having a dream?
Martin Luther King (looking at Paris)

A Midsummer's wet dream...
Shakespeare (drooling at Paris)

I'll be coming.
Terminator

The little slim shady stands up...
Eminem

Lock and load!
Colonel Sanders

Stop! No one makes her an offer she can't refuse!
Godfather

We need to discuss why first. It has to be a team decision…
Techfest Manager

Natural selection dictates survival of the fittest!
Charles Darwin (to Paris)

(descends into chaos)




Let loose ligaments locking lift, living legends lecherously lust after luscious lady, lest little longfellows levitate. Litigation lacerates.
V (V for Vendetta)

Screw her, guys! I'm going home...
Eric Cartman



Please comment on how you found the post. Thanks to Ankit Baraskar and Arpan Saha for contributing a quote each. I can switch back to older kind of posts or try a few more of these if people so demand. That’s all folks!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Counseling Blues!

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What would the celebrities advise the students if they had been the counsellors for JEE 2009?


To B.E. or not to B.E., is out of the question…
Shakespeare

Neo, there are no girls.
Morpheus

How would I know? I am still a kid.
Dev Anand

Download my 'counselling' video from the LAN...
Paris Hilton

42? Hmm... Computer Science, IIT Bombay.
Douglas Adams

Depends. What ethnicity suits your taste?
Hannibal Lectar


Security at Main Gate: Student?
JEE qualified candidate: NO...
Security: Cow?
JEE qualified student: No
Security: No Entry...


You will remember this as the day you almost got IIT Bombay.
Jack Sparrow

I suggest KV, IIT Powai Branch (Kendriya Vidyalaya)...
Late Michael Jackson

Te rimaka bosa daaa...
Gulti

Only two things are infinite: Universe and boys-to-babes ratio in IIT, and I am not sure about the universe.
Einstein


60,000 participants, over 500 colleges, 4 days of mayhem - Mood Indigo - Asia's largest college cultural festival... Come live your passion…
MI CG

For academic calendar, counselling brochure, go to www.moodi.org
MI Web CG


’Generally’ nahi ho payega...
Arjun Singh

I came, I saw, I counseled.
Julius Ceaser

IIT? - Isnt that the college that has WMD's? (Women of Masculine Disposition)
George Bush

You are just maid for IIT...
Shiney Ahuja


You will be back... next year.
Terminator (to AIR 6000)

Hasta la Vista, baby!
Terminator (to AIR >7000)



You dont need no education...
Pink Floyd

You have already made the choice. You just don’t understand it yet.
Oracle

Let's put a spike on your resume.
Joker


Readers Speak:


Sab mohmaya hai…
Actual Counseling Student

Contributed By Niranjan Parab



Chal daaru peene chalte hain…
Arvind Kr. Singh

Contributed By Mayank Singhal



They say getting into IIT is tough… Well, try getting out of here. (Evil Grin)
Director, IIT Bombay.

Think beyond the IIT’s. I shall give you a free laptop.
Arindam Choudhary

Contributed By Nitish Wagle aka Dempo



Thanks to Arvind and Siddharth Shah for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to Sailesh Mohapatra for contributing excellent quotes. Not to forget Antariksh for his insight. Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the upcoming posts section on the right hand side column.

 
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