Counseling Blues!

What would the celebrities advise the students if they had been the counsellors for JEE 2009?

To B.E. or not to B.E., is out of the question…

Shakespeare

Neo, there are no girls.

Morpheus

How would I know? I am still a kid.

Dev Anand

Download my 'counselling' video from the LAN...

Paris Hilton

42? Hmm... Computer Science, IIT Bombay.

Douglas Adams

Depends. What ethnicity suits your taste?

Hannibal Lectar

Security at Main Gate: Student?
JEE qualified candidate: NO...
Security: Cow?
JEE qualified student: No
Security: No Entry...

You will remember this as the day you almost got IIT Bombay.

Jack Sparrow

I suggest KV, IIT Powai Branch (Kendriya Vidyalaya)...

Late Michael Jackson

Te rimaka bosa daaa...

Gulti

Only two things are infinite: Universe and boys-to-babes ratio in IIT, and I am not sure about the universe.

Einstein

60,000 participants, over 500 colleges, 4 days of mayhem - Mood Indigo - Asia's largest college cultural festival... Come live your passion…

MI CG

For academic calendar, counselling brochure, go to www.moodi.org

MI Web CG

’Generally’ nahi ho payega...

Arjun Singh

I came, I saw, I counseled.

Julius Ceaser

IIT? - Isnt that the college that has WMD's? (Women of Masculine Disposition)

George Bush

You are just maid for IIT...

Shiney Ahuja

You will be back... next year.

Terminator (to AIR 6000)

Hasta la Vista, baby!

Terminator (to AIR >7000)

You dont need no education...

Pink Floyd

You have already made the choice. You just don’t understand it yet.

Oracle

Let's put a spike on your resume.

Joker

Readers Speak:

Sab mohmaya hai…

Actual Counseling Student

Contributed By Niranjan Parab

Chal daaru peene chalte hain…

Arvind Kr. Singh

Contributed By Mayank Singhal

They say getting into IIT is tough… Well, try getting out of here. (Evil Grin)

Director, IIT Bombay.

Think beyond the IIT’s. I shall give you a free laptop.

Arindam Choudhary

Contributed By Nitish Wagle aka Dempo

Thanks to Arvind and Siddharth Shah for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to Sailesh Mohapatra for contributing excellent quotes. Not to forget Antariksh for his insight. Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the upcoming posts section on the right hand side column.

Mood High

What would you like to see/attend at Mood Indigo 2009?

A workshop on shaving…

Veerappan

Nerve gas lounge for Jews.

Adolf Hitler

A Duck Hunt arcade game...

Dick Cheney

Slap Bets…

Shreesanth

Stacy's Mom

Stacy’s Friend

NASA protest against DOSA.

The MI OC’s

KKKKKKKKKKK.....KKKK..Karan (johar)

Shahrukh Khan

Shahrukh

Karan Johar

A Gay Rights Rally…

Shahrukh and Karan

Everything except Mika.

Rakhi Sawant

He's got the look…

Bobby Darling

Mood Indigo's Most Wanted

Osama Bin Laden

Protests by PETO (People for Ethical Treatment of Organizers)

Organizers

Nude protests by PETO (People for Ethical Treatment of Organizers)

Coordinators

No idiots, I am already dealing with 3...

Raju Hirani

Kindergarten kids. Loads of them...

Michael Jackson

(still blinking his eyes, response awaited)

Atal Bihari Vajpayee

(Errr... Sorry. We wouldn't like to see YOU here.)

Britney Spears

Thakur HANDing over prizes to winners of HAND painting competition

Gabbar Singh

Contributed By Aditya Shekhawat

A talk on ‘Bai’sexuality...

Shiney Ahuja

A ballet dancing workshop...

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Contributed By Mayur Shrinivasan

As always, thanks to Arvind and Mayank for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to Siddharth Shah for contributing excellent quotes. Surprisingly, there are hardly any quotes in this post that are mine, all thanks to these guys. Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the upcoming posts section on the right hand side column.