Slam Bunk!

The celebrities bunked the class. Here is a compilation of their excuses -

Soniya Ji decided not to come to the class...

Manmohan Singh

The class was in Room Number 43...

Douglas Adams

There were no skyscrapers around.

Spiderman

I was hungry. There was no spoon...

Morpheus

I had a team meeting last night. It didn't end...

Techfest Manager

Everyone I met on the way was serious...

Joker

The force was with me... but it left my bike.

Master Yoda

Was doing my home assignment with Monica…

Bill Clinton

I should have taken the blue pill. Unfortunately, I took mess food instead...

Neo

I believe in distance education through educational home videos...

Pamela Anderson

The auto rickshaw driver refused my offer...

The Godfather

I had a dream. And then another one. And then another one. And so on...

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Didn't drink. Couldn't drive.

Salman Khan

P.S. - Rajnikanth used his exceptional skills to listen to the lecture from his room...

Finally a post after a long time. Was kept busy by huge amounts of work both on the academic and extra-curricular front. Also, I felt that the frequency of posts was too high and the jokes were getting repetitive. So I decided to let it rest for a while. As always, will be waiting for more in the comments.

Poll Dance

The celebrities are contesting the elections. Here’s a compilation of their promises and manifesto points -

Will stop playing cricket.

Sourav Ganguly

Will clean all the webs I left on the buildings while performing stunts.

Spiderman

Will do nothing.

George Bush

Will kill Baa and all other characters above a 100 years.

Ekta Kapoor

Will divorce Aishwarya Rai.

Abhishek Bachchan

Will donate my personal ammunition reserve to the army.

Osama Bin Laden

Will introduce reservations for girls in IIT.

Arjun Singh (when campaigning inside IIT)

Will associate with Paris Hilton this time to provide 'quality' scandals for the masses.

Bill Clinton

Will restore equality among all integers and end discrimination among numbers.

Douglas Adams

Everyone has 'big' expectations. I shall fulfill them all...

Pamela Anderson

Will replace boring chair fights with cat fights among playmates in Parliament.

Hugh Hefner

And here are a few Celebrity Election Slogans -

I am the one.

Neo

You have already made me your choice. You don't need to understand it.

Oracle

The Real Slim Shady stands up.

Eminem

Will put a smile on everyone's face.

Joker

P.S. - Dev Anand couldn't stand in the elections. He is STILL underage.

Finally a post that is completely mine. I am afraid you will find the variety of last few posts absent which was the result of multiple contributors. As always waiting for more slogans/promises in comments. Will publish the good ones…

Counseling Blues!

What would the celebrities advise the students if they had been the counsellors for JEE 2009?

To B.E. or not to B.E., is out of the question…

Shakespeare

Neo, there are no girls.

Morpheus

How would I know? I am still a kid.

Dev Anand

Download my 'counselling' video from the LAN...

Paris Hilton

42? Hmm... Computer Science, IIT Bombay.

Douglas Adams

Depends. What ethnicity suits your taste?

Hannibal Lectar

Security at Main Gate: Student?
JEE qualified candidate: NO...
Security: Cow?
JEE qualified student: No
Security: No Entry...

You will remember this as the day you almost got IIT Bombay.

Jack Sparrow

I suggest KV, IIT Powai Branch (Kendriya Vidyalaya)...

Late Michael Jackson

Te rimaka bosa daaa...

Gulti

Only two things are infinite: Universe and boys-to-babes ratio in IIT, and I am not sure about the universe.

Einstein

60,000 participants, over 500 colleges, 4 days of mayhem - Mood Indigo - Asia's largest college cultural festival... Come live your passion…

MI CG

For academic calendar, counselling brochure, go to www.moodi.org

MI Web CG

’Generally’ nahi ho payega...

Arjun Singh

I came, I saw, I counseled.

Julius Ceaser

IIT? - Isnt that the college that has WMD's? (Women of Masculine Disposition)

George Bush

You are just maid for IIT...

Shiney Ahuja

You will be back... next year.

Terminator (to AIR 6000)

Hasta la Vista, baby!

Terminator (to AIR >7000)

You dont need no education...

Pink Floyd

You have already made the choice. You just don’t understand it yet.

Oracle

Let's put a spike on your resume.

Joker

Readers Speak:

Sab mohmaya hai…

Actual Counseling Student

Contributed By Niranjan Parab

Chal daaru peene chalte hain…

Arvind Kr. Singh

Contributed By Mayank Singhal

They say getting into IIT is tough… Well, try getting out of here. (Evil Grin)

Director, IIT Bombay.

Think beyond the IIT’s. I shall give you a free laptop.

Arindam Choudhary

Contributed By Nitish Wagle aka Dempo

Thanks to Arvind and Siddharth Shah for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to Sailesh Mohapatra for contributing excellent quotes. Not to forget Antariksh for his insight. Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the upcoming posts section on the right hand side column.