Mobile Assets!

The celebs are all in a mobile shop. Some are looking to buy, others are looking to sell. Lets have a look -

With great power, comes great standby time!

Spiderman

Wish an Apple would fall on my head...

Isaac Newton

The first rule of the chinese mobile store is that you do not talk about the chinese mobile store.

Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

I need a phone to satisfy my MMS needs...

Hugh Hefner

Neo, there is no discount.

Morpheus

We offer special discount on mobiles stolen from our prize room...

College Festival Manager

I want a 3G phone with GPS, music player and a 5mp camera.

Typical Guy

I want a cute, pink and slim phone that matches my top!

Typical Girl

Think beyond the Blackberrys. I will give you a free laptop.

Arindam Choudhary

98232 43245

Douglas Adams

Electronic cell is out of fashion, sir. Entrepreneurship cell is the new rage...

E-Cell Manager

May the network be with you...

Master Yoda

Make me an offer I can't refuse...

The Godfather

My hobby - Going to mobile store and asking for mobile bombs to freak out the customers...

Randall Munroe

The mobiles are expensive and complicated. But, there's always www.fencibility.com...

Eeshan Malhotra

Toit Fundae Part 4: Mobile phone c**tiya hai. Who's going to stanford?

Toit

Contributed By Ankit Baraskar

Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the new facebook connect gadget on the right hand side column.

Poll Dance

The celebrities are contesting the elections. Here’s a compilation of their promises and manifesto points -

Will stop playing cricket.

Sourav Ganguly

Will clean all the webs I left on the buildings while performing stunts.

Spiderman

Will do nothing.

George Bush

Will kill Baa and all other characters above a 100 years.

Ekta Kapoor

Will divorce Aishwarya Rai.

Abhishek Bachchan

Will donate my personal ammunition reserve to the army.

Osama Bin Laden

Will introduce reservations for girls in IIT.

Arjun Singh (when campaigning inside IIT)

Will associate with Paris Hilton this time to provide 'quality' scandals for the masses.

Bill Clinton

Will restore equality among all integers and end discrimination among numbers.

Douglas Adams

Everyone has 'big' expectations. I shall fulfill them all...

Pamela Anderson

Will replace boring chair fights with cat fights among playmates in Parliament.

Hugh Hefner

And here are a few Celebrity Election Slogans -

I am the one.

Neo

You have already made me your choice. You don't need to understand it.

Oracle

The Real Slim Shady stands up.

Eminem

Will put a smile on everyone's face.

Joker

P.S. - Dev Anand couldn't stand in the elections. He is STILL underage.

Finally a post that is completely mine. I am afraid you will find the variety of last few posts absent which was the result of multiple contributors. As always waiting for more slogans/promises in comments. Will publish the good ones…