Mobile Assets!

The celebs are all in a mobile shop. Some are looking to buy, others are looking to sell. Lets have a look -

With great power, comes great standby time!

Spiderman

Wish an Apple would fall on my head...

Isaac Newton

The first rule of the chinese mobile store is that you do not talk about the chinese mobile store.

Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

I need a phone to satisfy my MMS needs...

Hugh Hefner

Neo, there is no discount.

Morpheus

We offer special discount on mobiles stolen from our prize room...

College Festival Manager

I want a 3G phone with GPS, music player and a 5mp camera.

Typical Guy

I want a cute, pink and slim phone that matches my top!

Typical Girl

Think beyond the Blackberrys. I will give you a free laptop.

Arindam Choudhary

98232 43245

Douglas Adams

Electronic cell is out of fashion, sir. Entrepreneurship cell is the new rage...

E-Cell Manager

May the network be with you...

Master Yoda

Make me an offer I can't refuse...

The Godfather

My hobby - Going to mobile store and asking for mobile bombs to freak out the customers...

Randall Munroe

The mobiles are expensive and complicated. But, there's always www.fencibility.com...

Eeshan Malhotra

Toit Fundae Part 4: Mobile phone c**tiya hai. Who's going to stanford?

Toit

Contributed By Ankit Baraskar

Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the new facebook connect gadget on the right hand side column.

Lift Kara De!

Time for some experimentation. Here’s a conversation in quotes involving our very-own friendly neighbourhood celebs, that ensued while travelling in a lift when it suddenly stopped mid-way -

Et tu lift, eh?

Julius Caesar

Neo, there is no motion

Morpheus

(screams) Oh gravity, now don't try to be a heartless bitch.

Sheldon Cooper

I think I can convince my producers to send in 3 auto-rickshaw drivers cum saviours who can rescue us while wielding their battered, smoke-chugging, rickety autos.

Himesh Reshammiya

Damn! I should have brought my playmates for the ride

Hugh Hefner

Everyone Back off! You cant take more space. 27% of the lift and auto is reserved for Old Bald Congressmen...

Arjun Singh

Stick to the walls!

Malhar Organizer

I have tremendous appetite. May I have a few volunteers in order to free up some space?

Hannibal Lectar

Alimentary, my dear Lectar!

Sherlock Holmes

Not that I haven't been in a stopped lift with 10 other men before, but usually they take my consent before the emergency stop!

Paris Hilton

Am I having a dream?

Martin Luther King (looking at Paris)

A Midsummer's wet dream...

Shakespeare (drooling at Paris)

I'll be coming.

Terminator

The little slim shady stands up...

Eminem

Lock and load!

Colonel Sanders

Stop! No one makes her an offer she can't refuse!

Godfather

We need to discuss why first. It has to be a team decision…

Techfest Manager

Natural selection dictates survival of the fittest!

Charles Darwin (to Paris)

(descends into chaos)

Let loose ligaments locking lift, living legends lecherously lust after luscious lady, lest little longfellows levitate. Litigation lacerates.

V (V for Vendetta)

Screw her, guys! I'm going home...

Eric Cartman

Please comment on how you found the post. Thanks to Ankit Baraskar and Arpan Saha for contributing a quote each. I can switch back to older kind of posts or try a few more of these if people so demand. That’s all folks!

Slam Bunk!

The celebrities bunked the class. Here is a compilation of their excuses -

Soniya Ji decided not to come to the class...

Manmohan Singh

The class was in Room Number 43...

Douglas Adams

There were no skyscrapers around.

Spiderman

I was hungry. There was no spoon...

Morpheus

I had a team meeting last night. It didn't end...

Techfest Manager

Everyone I met on the way was serious...

Joker

The force was with me... but it left my bike.

Master Yoda

Was doing my home assignment with Monica…

Bill Clinton

I should have taken the blue pill. Unfortunately, I took mess food instead...

Neo

I believe in distance education through educational home videos...

Pamela Anderson

The auto rickshaw driver refused my offer...

The Godfather

I had a dream. And then another one. And then another one. And so on...

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Didn't drink. Couldn't drive.

Salman Khan

P.S. - Rajnikanth used his exceptional skills to listen to the lecture from his room...

Finally a post after a long time. Was kept busy by huge amounts of work both on the academic and extra-curricular front. Also, I felt that the frequency of posts was too high and the jokes were getting repetitive. So I decided to let it rest for a while. As always, will be waiting for more in the comments.