Its placement season! The celebs are applying for jobs/internships. Here is a collection of points from their CV/SOP -
Established the usefulness of slack, distracted clerks in the office through my own example...
Einstein for Head of World Clerks Association
Used silicon technology to create two perky portable anti aircraft guns, poised suitably to make the enemy come and take 'em down
Pamela Anderson for US Air Force
Set new style standards for laziness by parting the sea rather than boarding a ship...
Moses for Jew Style Icon
Exemplified devotion to the cause of pitch black sunglasses by enduring them even during the nights
Neo for Sales Representative of Rayban
Ensured fitness of all the cows of Bihar by sending them on a strict dieting regimen by withdrawing all fodder from the state...
Laloo Yadav for Fitness Instructor
You should make me a job offer I cannot refuse...
Godfather
Successfully survived being surrounded and courted by 15 guys at the same time, not liking any one of them and still prevailed
Rakhi Sawant for H-10 Warden
Proficient at the game with an unbeaten track record of hiding. Can bomb/attack the opponents in no time
Osama Bin Laden for American Team to World Hide and Seek Championship
Have world-class experience in furthering distance education through home-made videos of ingenious nature and popular demand
Paris Hilton for Internship at CDEEP
Immeasurable experience in talking and listening to crap, all night long, non-stop without drowsiness and side effects on mental health...
Techfest Manager for Technical Advisor to Satsang Committee
Immeasurable experience in talking and listening to crap, non-stop, without drowsiness and side effects on mental health...
Random Philosopher for Techfest Manager
Have extensive past experience in selling hot chicks to a crowd of lost and innocent boys...
Mood Indigo Hospitality CG for Speaker of Anti-Gay Democratic Front
< Image > Topless sunbathing < /Image >
Salman Khan for Convener of No T-shirt Club
P.S. – All the above jobs were taken up by Rajnikanth taking his job count to 99987645
It’s been a very long time since I posted. My joblessness at my intern inspired me to. Credits to Arvind for the Pamela Anderson quote. As always, will be waiting for more suggestions from the readers in the comments.
