The celebrities are contesting the elections. Here’s a compilation of their promises and manifesto points -
Will stop playing cricket.
Will clean all the webs I left on the buildings while performing stunts.
Will do nothing.
Will kill Baa and all other characters above a 100 years.
Will divorce Aishwarya Rai.
Will donate my personal ammunition reserve to the army.
Will introduce reservations for girls in IIT.
Will associate with Paris Hilton this time to provide 'quality' scandals for the masses.
Will restore equality among all integers and end discrimination among numbers.
Everyone has 'big' expectations. I shall fulfill them all...
Will replace boring chair fights with cat fights among playmates in Parliament.
And here are a few Celebrity Election Slogans -
I am the one.
You have already made me your choice. You don't need to understand it.
The Real Slim Shady stands up.
Will put a smile on everyone's face.
P.S. - Dev Anand couldn't stand in the elections. He is STILL underage.
Finally a post that is completely mine. I am afraid you will find the variety of last few posts absent which was the result of multiple contributors. As always waiting for more slogans/promises in comments. Will publish the good ones…
3 comments:
nice :) but bored of reading same characters everytime .... get sumthing new.
will stop all the classes
GSAA
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