What would the celebrities advise the students if they had been the counsellors for JEE 2009?
To B.E. or not to B.E., is out of the question…
Neo, there are no girls.
How would I know? I am still a kid.
Download my 'counselling' video from the LAN...
42? Hmm... Computer Science, IIT Bombay.
Depends. What ethnicity suits your taste?
Security at Main Gate: Student?
JEE qualified candidate: NO...
Security: Cow?
JEE qualified student: No
Security: No Entry...
JEE qualified candidate: NO...
Security: Cow?
JEE qualified student: No
Security: No Entry...
You will remember this as the day you almost got IIT Bombay.
I suggest KV, IIT Powai Branch (Kendriya Vidyalaya)...
Te rimaka bosa daaa...
Only two things are infinite: Universe and boys-to-babes ratio in IIT, and I am not sure about the universe.
60,000 participants, over 500 colleges, 4 days of mayhem - Mood Indigo - Asia's largest college cultural festival... Come live your passion…
For academic calendar, counselling brochure, go to www.moodi.org
’Generally’ nahi ho payega...
I came, I saw, I counseled.
IIT? - Isnt that the college that has WMD's? (Women of Masculine Disposition)
You are just maid for IIT...
You will be back... next year.
Hasta la Vista, baby!
You dont need no education...
You have already made the choice. You just don’t understand it yet.
Let's put a spike on your resume.
Readers Speak:
Sab mohmaya hai…
Contributed By Niranjan Parab
Chal daaru peene chalte hain…
Contributed By Mayank Singhal
They say getting into IIT is tough… Well, try getting out of here. (Evil Grin)
Think beyond the IIT’s. I shall give you a free laptop.
Contributed By Nitish Wagle aka Dempo
Thanks to Arvind and Siddharth Shah for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to Sailesh Mohapatra for contributing excellent quotes. Not to forget Antariksh for his insight. Waiting for more quotes in comments section. As always, will publish the best ones. Also check out the upcoming posts section on the right hand side column.
22 comments:
Morpheus - "Nikunj, there IS a limit!"
actual counselling student -"Sab mohmaya hai"
ECell OC - "Manager??"
awsum dude
gulti god hai
Elton John - "Welcome to dream world!"
Arvind - "Chal daaru peene chalte hain"
Ankit Kothari - "k..k...k... call me"
i was wondering since yesterday if michael jackson jokes will be still cool.. guess they are.. Yay!
awesome man....
Hey, these are certainly waggish..*way to go*boy~!!!
diro- dey say gettin into an IIT is tough.. well.. try getting out of here{evil grin}
aawaaz reporter- "bharatiya progyogeeky saunsthan mein pravesh karke aapko kaisa mehsoos ho rahaa hai??"
yogi berra- "noone goes to IITB dese days, its toocrowded"
Himesh Reshammiya to some1 ditching civil@B for CSE@k- "Its a mistake!!!"
Arindham Chowdhury-"Think beyond IITs. I'll give u a free laptop for 50k."
Mr. Sky Scracher - kindly reveal your identity - so that I may be able to publish your naame with the suggested quotes on the blog.. :P
Random Guy 1- Hey am your roomie dude..Wassup?
Random Guy 2- Hey am your roomie dude..Wassup?You from Kota too..?
Random Guy 3- Enna ra roomie ra rascal kya kari ho?
Chandler Bing: Could I be anymore more confused?
Lesley Stahl (co-anchor on CBS 60 Minutes):
IIT=Harvard+MIT+Princeton
Te rimaka bosa da.... this was awesome!!!
South Bombay Chick: CONCENTRATE ON YOUR FORM
Guy(with rank << yours):MSc Chem is awesome
Guy(with rank >> yours):I wanted MSc Chem pre-JEE!!
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