Deepest, darkest celebrity secrets are revealed in these quotes:
Watson does all the thinking.
It's 43! There was a calculation error.
I came and I saw... on a tourist visa.
I had to pay every one of them... &*^%$ whores!
I did it coz the pig called me ‘chicken’.
She wasn't smiling. Her face is crooked.
How do you operate the mouse?
Actually, it's a crystal ball...
I mispronounced... Let there be fight.
I have a wet dream.
Adam, this isn’t your kid...
Readers Speak:
Meow… Meow…
Contributed By Paras Jain
As always, thanks to Arvind and Antariksh for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to mayank for coding these awesome dialogue boxes. Do comment…
26 comments:
hahaha.. i have a wet dream.. gud job nice post..
cool post,.,.
Penicillin : "i was just playing with some horse shit "
SAif to kareena :: "No those kids are not mine "
Karan Johar :: "I am straight"
Benjamin button :: "Maine Bournvita piya tha "
osama "whens diwali? "
Jerry : "Tom is dead"
Tushar kapoor :: "I have done masters in acting "
Dog : "Meow... Meow..."
Gabbar :: "Basanti baby!! gimme a lapdance "
Sigmund Freud "Dont u stop! stop! ...stop!......."
LoL.
funny post.
the last one was awesome!!
Bill Clinton-"FU Hillary!"
Sonia Gandhi-"Manmohan is completely independent to make his decisions"
Dev Anand-"Main to abhi jawan hoon"
Sachin Tendulkar-"I am retiring!"
Awesome type be..!
Einstein-"maybe, he does!!"
late MJ(R.I.P.)- " the black fella died long time back!! "
jamaal mallik-" I cheated"
Joker- "I'm a really serious guy"
mary- "i ate d lamb"
virgin mary- "well.. i'm just mary"
dempo-"i'm startin to love makin up dis crap"
Jesus- "I had a twin brother"
Christopher Priest- " I knew that"
DOSA- "dis job is kinda fun!!"
diro- "temporary?? lol.. m here to stay dude!! till i get hired by a MNC ofcourse"
Clinton- "She was GOOD!!"
Monika- " well.. wid dt old slanky 'bill' of his.. he cudn do much anyway"
dempo-" i dont have nythin better to do"
Ric Flair- "I'm a test tube baby"
Mahatma Gandhi- "i cudve nevr made it s a lawyer"
Zidane- " nothin bout my sis.. he was just making fun of my heading skills"
dempo-"i'm out of shitty ideas"
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