The celebrities bunked the class. Here is a compilation of their excuses -
Soniya Ji decided not to come to the class...
The class was in Room Number 43...
There were no skyscrapers around.
I was hungry. There was no spoon...
I had a team meeting last night. It didn't end...
Everyone I met on the way was serious...
The force was with me... but it left my bike.
Was doing my home assignment with Monica…
I should have taken the blue pill. Unfortunately, I took mess food instead...
I believe in distance education through educational home videos...
The auto rickshaw driver refused my offer...
I had a dream. And then another one. And then another one. And so on...
Didn't drink. Couldn't drive.
P.S. - Rajnikanth used his exceptional skills to listen to the lecture from his room...
Finally a post after a long time. Was kept busy by huge amounts of work both on the academic and extra-curricular front. Also, I felt that the frequency of posts was too high and the jokes were getting repetitive. So I decided to let it rest for a while. As always, will be waiting for more in the comments.
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Heisenberg - "I was 0.023% there"
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