Its placement season! The celebs are applying for jobs/internships. Here is a collection of points from their CV/SOP -
Established the usefulness of slack, distracted clerks in the office through my own example...
Used silicon technology to create two perky portable anti aircraft guns, poised suitably to make the enemy come and take 'em down
Set new style standards for laziness by parting the sea rather than boarding a ship...
Exemplified devotion to the cause of pitch black sunglasses by enduring them even during the nights
Ensured fitness of all the cows of Bihar by sending them on a strict dieting regimen by withdrawing all fodder from the state...
You should make me a job offer I cannot refuse...
Successfully survived being surrounded and courted by 15 guys at the same time, not liking any one of them and still prevailed
Proficient at the game with an unbeaten track record of hiding. Can bomb/attack the opponents in no time
Have world-class experience in furthering distance education through home-made videos of ingenious nature and popular demand
Immeasurable experience in talking and listening to crap, all night long, non-stop without drowsiness and side effects on mental health...
Immeasurable experience in talking and listening to crap, non-stop, without drowsiness and side effects on mental health...
Have extensive past experience in selling hot chicks to a crowd of lost and innocent boys...
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P.S. – All the above jobs were taken up by Rajnikanth taking his job count to 99987645
It’s been a very long time since I posted. My joblessness at my intern inspired me to. Credits to Arvind for the Pamela Anderson quote. As always, will be waiting for more suggestions from the readers in the comments.
2 comments:
Something special about 99987645 ?? Infact it's Rajnikanth's merciful nature that other people even have jobs.
Nothing special - was just the first few buttons that my fingers hit on the number pad.. :P
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