Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Slam Bunk!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The celebrities bunked the class. Here is a compilation of their excuses -


Soniya Ji decided not to come to the class...
Manmohan Singh

The class was in Room Number 43...
Douglas Adams

There were no skyscrapers around.
Spiderman

I was hungry. There was no spoon...
Morpheus

I had a team meeting last night. It didn't end...
Techfest Manager

Everyone I met on the way was serious...
Joker

The force was with me... but it left my bike.
Master Yoda

Was doing my home assignment with Monica…
Bill Clinton

I should have taken the blue pill. Unfortunately, I took mess food instead...
Neo

I believe in distance education through educational home videos...
Pamela Anderson

The auto rickshaw driver refused my offer...
The Godfather

I had a dream. And then another one. And then another one. And so on...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Didn't drink. Couldn't drive.
Salman Khan



P.S. - Rajnikanth used his exceptional skills to listen to the lecture from his room...




Finally a post after a long time. Was kept busy by huge amounts of work both on the academic and extra-curricular front. Also, I felt that the frequency of posts was too high and the jokes were getting repetitive. So I decided to let it rest for a while. As always, will be waiting for more in the comments.

2 comments:

Mayank

Heisenberg - "I was 0.023% there"

Unknown

spiderman - "I am insti web secy"

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