Friday, June 11, 2010

One Idiot!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Why did the freshman cross the road? Here's how the celebrities replied when asked the above question -


Shit happens.
Forrest Gump

To come over to the dark side...
Lord Voldemort

Because, he knew the art of leaving ...
Shri Shri Ravishankar

To go to the Laxmi's bar...
Senior

Tell him to not do that anymore when I am driving...
Salman Khan

Obviously, to fill up the 3rd draft of the pre-pre registration form version 3.4 in solitude...
General Secretary of Academic Affairs

Son, asking that question makes you guilty of ragging...
Dean of Student Affairs

Not everyone can part the road, you know...
Moses

WTF! Only Maharashtrian freshmen should be allowed to cross the road...
Bal Thackery

He did not cross the road as I received no such tweet from him...
Devanshu Mathur

Well, he wasn't organizer material anyway...
Techfest Manager

To go to Stanford...
Niranjan Parab (Toit)

Screw you guys! He was going home...
Eric Cartman



Oh my God! Was he stalking me?
Hostel 10 Girl 1

Obviously, no. You're not that good. He was following me...
Hostel 10 Girl 2

Give it a rest, ladies. He was following me...
The Chicken who crossed the road



To buy sutta for the senior ...
The Freshman who crossed the road

Hey, stick to the wall, goddamit!
Malhar Organizer



And then here we are again. Please comment if you liked the post. Submit your suggestions and quotes. And most importantly, rate the post on the bar below...

2 comments:

Anonymous

crack!

lol@ Moses TF and Malhar :D

rohit

To get a high-quality, 600 DPI passport sized photograph clicked for prospective schengen visa application in future -- PT Cell (European Intern Division) :D

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