Friday, June 18, 2010

F My Life!

Friday, June 18, 2010
Another week, another post. This time it's about celebrity FML entries. FML stands for Fuck My Life. FMyLife is an English-language blog that serves as "a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone". Posts on the site are short, user-submitted stories of unfortunate happenings that begin with "Today" and end with "FML". FMyLife receives more than 1.7 million hits each day. Here is a collection of likely celeb FML entries -

I have been scandal-free for two months. FML.
Paris Hilton



My girlfriend dumped me. FML.
Typical Guy

My boyfriend thinks my new top makes me look fat. FML.
Typical Girl



My suit and pant have been up for the past 1 month. FML.
Barney Stinson

They patched my scar. FML.
Harry Potter

I tried 4 hours to solve a rebus. Turns out, it was a drawing by my 4 year old sister. FML.
Literati Convener

The wall fell down. FML.
Malhar Organizer

Eve got herself something to wear. FML.
Adam

The course registration for the semester got over. FML.
General Secretary of Academic Affairs

My meeting got over in 10 minutes. FML.
Techfest Manager

My heroine has bad breath. FML.
Emraan Hashmi

I lost my towel. FML.
Douglas Adams



I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. It was only for boys. FML.
Freshman

I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. FML.
Sophomore



Why isn't there a FM portal? FML.
Pamela Anderson

Neo gifted me a spoon. FML.
Morpheus

By the way, God has given up trying to fuck Rajnikanth's life. Twice.



Reader's Speak:

I dare you to. FML.
Chuck Norris

They made me take a bath! FML.
Robert Pattinson.(Edward Cullen in Twilight)

He still didn't brush his teeth! FML.
Kirsten Stewart, on above.

Its 43. FML.
Douglas Adams

Contributed by Ankit Baraskar

Arvind is moving out of my room! FML!
Nikunj Jha

Mathematics can't explain this. FML!
Manas Rachh

Contributed by Neha Rambhia

There are no reservations in heaven. FML.
Arjun Singh

Contributed by Ayush Baheti

I read Nikunj's blog. FML.
Blog Reader

Contributed by Anonymous Reader



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10 comments:

Anonymous

I read nikunj,s blog. FML

Siddharth Shanbhag

Good shit, special props for TF manager and of course literati convener!

Ayush Baheti

There are no reservations in heaven. FML
Arjun Singh

Anonymous

The HBS 2+2 program has been scrapped. FML.
Meta fifthies

pseudonymous1

It's 43. FML
Douglas Adams

I tell them I'm dead, and they say "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman!" FML.
Richard Feynman

I dare you to. FML.
Chuck Norris

They made me take a bath! FML.
Robert Pattinson.(Edward Cullen in Twilight)

He still didn't brush his teeth! FML.
Kirsten Stewart, on above.

Ayush Baheti

God does play dice. FML
Albert Einstein

Ayush Baheti

He refused my offer.
Don Vito Corleone

I still see dead people.FML
The boy from sixth sense

Falak

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. No wonder I suffer from BO. FML

Thomas Edison

Satya

Megan fox exists. FML - Oscar Wilde

My quotes are waaaaaay to predictable. FML. - Captain Sarcasm

He was holding my friggin guts in his hand! FML - William Wallace

Children these days grow up way too fast. FML - Catholic Priest

Saini

Got paralyzed right after seeing a woman naked for the first time. FML.

Brandon Stark

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