Another week, another post. This time it's about celebrity FML entries. FML stands for Fuck My Life. FMyLife is an English-language blog that serves as "a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone". Posts on the site are short, user-submitted stories of unfortunate happenings that begin with "Today" and end with "FML". FMyLife receives more than 1.7 million hits each day. Here is a collection of likely celeb FML entries -
I have been scandal-free for two months. FML.
My girlfriend dumped me. FML.
My boyfriend thinks my new top makes me look fat. FML.
My suit and pant have been up for the past 1 month. FML.
They patched my scar. FML.
I tried 4 hours to solve a rebus. Turns out, it was a drawing by my 4 year old sister. FML.
The wall fell down. FML.
Eve got herself something to wear. FML.
The course registration for the semester got over. FML.
My meeting got over in 10 minutes. FML.
My heroine has bad breath. FML.
I lost my towel. FML.
I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. It was only for boys. FML.
I went to a dance workshop by in-sync. FML.
Why isn't there a FM portal? FML.
Neo gifted me a spoon. FML.
By the way, God has given up trying to fuck Rajnikanth's life. Twice.
Reader's Speak:
I dare you to. FML.
They made me take a bath! FML.
He still didn't brush his teeth! FML.
Its 43. FML.
Contributed by Ankit Baraskar
Arvind is moving out of my room! FML!
Mathematics can't explain this. FML!
Contributed by Neha Rambhia
There are no reservations in heaven. FML.
Contributed by Ayush Baheti
I read Nikunj's blog. FML.
Contributed by Anonymous Reader
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11 comments:
I read nikunj,s blog. FML
Good shit, special props for TF manager and of course literati convener!
There are no reservations in heaven. FML
Arjun Singh
The HBS 2+2 program has been scrapped. FML.
Meta fifthies
It's 43. FML
Douglas Adams
I tell them I'm dead, and they say "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman!" FML.
Richard Feynman
I dare you to. FML.
Chuck Norris
They made me take a bath! FML.
Robert Pattinson.(Edward Cullen in Twilight)
He still didn't brush his teeth! FML.
Kirsten Stewart, on above.
God does play dice. FML
Albert Einstein
He refused my offer.
Don Vito Corleone
I still see dead people.FML
The boy from sixth sense
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. No wonder I suffer from BO. FML
Thomas Edison
Megan fox exists. FML - Oscar Wilde
My quotes are waaaaaay to predictable. FML. - Captain Sarcasm
He was holding my friggin guts in his hand! FML - William Wallace
Children these days grow up way too fast. FML - Catholic Priest
Got paralyzed right after seeing a woman naked for the first time. FML.
Brandon Stark
Thanks for sharing. I really impressed to your post. I am working in Car towing service company. My boyfriend say every time me i am fat.But I am happy after say this word.
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