Pick Her Up!

Celeb Pick-Up Lines:

The celebrities are at a party and they see a hot chick beyond their wildest dreams. This is a compilation of pick up lines they used...

I have already made reservations for you.

Arjun Singh

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Vodafone Dog

I came, I stared, I coveted.

Julius Ceaser

May I put a smile on your face...

Joker

Can I have you for dinner?

Hannibal Lectar

Doggy style comes naturally to me.

Scooby Doo

Wanna see how Jolly my Roger is?

Jack Sparrow

You are looking finger lickin' good.

Colonel Sanders (Of KFC fame)

Can I read your T-shirt in braille?

Louie Braille

Your house or mine?

Dr. House, M.D

They don't call it bedrock without a reason, you know.

Fred Flintstone

How about you take this pill and I show you how deep your rabbit hole goes?

Morpheus

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

Neil Armstrong

Tea, Coffee or me?

Waiter

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Douglas Adams

Readers Speak:

I want to login into your window.

Bill Gates

I got Apple. Will you be my Eve?

Steve Jobs

You are a hot feMAIL...

Sabeer Bhatia

Contributed By Paras Jain

What Ho!

Bertram Wooster

Contributed By Bharat Jakati

This post I feel may be a little elitist and difficult to understand as loads of wordplay and puns involved there... I have posted a guide to understanding it in comments section...

Thanks to Arvind for a few lines, as well as the internet for a few more...