Confessions

Deepest, darkest celebrity secrets are revealed in these quotes:

Watson does all the thinking.

Sherlock Holmes

It's 43! There was a calculation error.

Douglas Adams

I came and I saw... on a tourist visa.

Julius Ceaser

I had to pay every one of them... &*^%$ whores!

Barney Stinson

I did it coz the pig called me ‘chicken’.

Chicken which crossed the road.

She wasn't smiling. Her face is crooked.

Leonardo Da Vinci

How do you operate the mouse?

Bill Gates

Actually, it's a crystal ball...

Hari Seldon

I mispronounced... Let there be fight.

God (on 8th day)

I have a wet dream.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Adam, this isn’t your kid...

Eve

Readers Speak:

Meow… Meow…

Scooby Doo

Contributed By Paras Jain

As always, thanks to Arvind and Antariksh for suggestions and ideas. Special thanks to mayank for coding these awesome dialogue boxes. Do comment…

Star-casm

You know they are being sarcastic when they say:

Hum do hamare do.

Laloo Yadav

Hum do.

IITian

Every human being has his limitations.

Neo

I agree.

Rajnikanth

I think...

George Bush

Me too...

Laloo Yadav

I am too old for this shit.

Dev Anand

I came here to take part in a protest rally.

Osama Bin Laden

Go Veg!

Hannibal Lectar

Baa died yesterday.

Ekta Kapoor

Free Hugs!

Mayawati

Pink is gay!

Paris Hilton

40

Douglas Adams

I was not staring…

Adam

Readers Speak:

I used to drink Bournvita.

Benjamin Button

Contributed By Paras Jain

I love HER.

Michael Jackson

Contributed By Mehul Jain

I have a niche audience.

Chetan Bhagat

Contributed By Mukul Gupta

I am hoping you guys contribute more quotes through comments. Will publish the good ones...

Thanks to Antariksh, Mayank and Arvind for suggestions, as always...